Who is the Coquette?

People wearing ties have called her "one of the internet's most irreverent counterculture personalities with a reputation for scathingly intelligent pop culture commentary," which is nice of them, but really, she's just an anonymous party girl who talks shit for a living.

The Coquette started all this ridiculousness on a blurry-eyed whim in early 2009 with her personal blog, an outrageous and unfiltered take on life in Hollywood.

Soon after, she branched out with wildly successful style and advice blogs, where she now fields thousands of letters each month on everything from wardrobe malfunctions to existential crisis management.

Time Magazine recently included her advice column in their list of 30 Must See Tumblr Blogs, and Fashionista included her style blog in their list of The 10 Best Tumblrs By Fashion Industry Insiders.

Currently, the Coquette writes pop culture, style, and advice columns for publications ranging from The Daily to Playboy, and her first book, "Notes To My Future Husband" hits the bookshelves in October 2012. 

Her debut collection of handbags is available for special order online, and is coming soon to high-end boutiques worldwide.